I straight up refuse to be a cougar! I have tried everything I can think of to scare off these little boys but they keep finding me. When they ask me how long I have been here instead of saying 2 years I say, “a really long time, I’m about to graduate.” When they ask me where I’m from I say, “San Diego, and I’m supper excited to be going back home in a few months after graduation!” When they ask me what my major is I make sure to include that I’m doing student teaching right now so they’ll know I’m just about done and therefore too old for them. I also make sure to compare them to my LITTLE brother and then add, “but he isn’t so little now, he’s 22.” What more can I do?
I would love to me like, “Back off little kid I’m too old for you!” But that’s pretty rude, and not to mention narcissistic. Despite what you horrid people say I wont give in, I WONT BE A COUGAR!!!
Anyway, to change the subject I had a really fun weekend with my friends! Here are a few pictures! 
Can you see the croc purse? What the heck would posses somebody to make something so horrid? I’m convinced the person was high! What else could explain it? Or maybe they were possessed by the devil… (Dang you Alicia stop doing that to people!!)
3 comments:
You say, "Sure, do you have an older brother you would like to set me up with?"
You are,You are, YOU ARE!!
...Melissa, you make me laugh. You and your devil comments :P
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