1.
Always look through the peep-hole before answering the door. I live in a large very social apartment complex. Although everybody is really nice, some are higher on the creepy scale. If you just yell to come in or answer the door without knowing who it is you might get stuck entertaining a creeper until somebody can come save you.
2.
The difference between a coat and a jacket. When I first moved here I said I needed to buy a warm jacket for when it gets cold. Every time I would talk to somebody about it they would say, “yes, and you’ll need a warm coat too.” I would always think, Duh that’s what I just said, until I was talking to my mom one night and she told me their is a difference between a coat and a jacket. I thought these crazy Utah people just liked to repeat things I just said.
3.
What an ice scrapper is. I knew that when it gets super cold at night you have a little ice on your windshield in the morning. What I didn’t know is that you have to scrape 3 inches of ice off your windshield every time you need to go somewhere.
The first time I saw an ice scraper one was sitting on the seat in my roommate’s car. I asked her what the heck that weird looking thing was and she laughed thinking I was kidding. That night she went to the store and bought me one. 2 days later I scraped the ice off my window for the first time and I have almost every day since. I drive my grandma’s old car. Every morning while scraping the window I think of her in heaven yelling, “I moved my family to San Diego so you would never have to do that! What the heck were you thinking? Drive my car back home, NOW!!”
4.
Dating is a sport. I always heard that dating in Utah was different from the rest of the country but I didn’t really understand how crazy it could be until I moved and was thrust into the dating seen. I personally don’t like to play the dating game so things for me have been a little different. Here is an example of a text conversation I had with a guy who asked me about a million times when we were going to hang out/party but never actually asked me out.
Guy: Hey, how is your day going? When are we going to party?
Me: It’s going great, thanks for asking! And we are never going to party.
Guy: Oh, ok… Glad your day is going great. Sorry I bothered you.
Me: You want to know why we aren’t ever going to “party”?
Guy: Yes, please
Me: Because you have asked me that a million times but never once invited me to do anything, so I’m pretty sure you never will.
Guy: WOW! You tell things how they are don’t you. I didn’t expect that. But I like it, you got spunk.
Me: HAHA, thanks!
Guy: So… Friday night will you go on a date with me? Dinner and something fun. I’m not sure what yet but I’ll call you tomorrow and let you know because I can tell you are the kind of girl who will call me out if I don’t.
Me: (Thinking to myself: DANG!! I didn’t think that through did I? I kinda have to go now, don’t I?) Oh, I don’t know what to say, you caught me so off guard ;)
Guy: Is that your way of calling me out for asking you out over a text message?
Me: HA! I didn’t even think about that.
Guy: So you’ll go out on a date with me? Or do I have to beg?
Me: You begging… that does sound fun. Maybe we’ll save that for another time though.
Guy: I’ll pick you up at 6?
Me: Make it 6:30.
Guy: Is that you way of being in control?
Me: ;)
Guy: NO I’ll pick you up at 6!!
Me: HAHA! K, now you have spunk.
Side note: we ended up becoming really good friends and now whenever he wants to do something he just calls and says, "Hey lets go..."
5.
Dating ruins friendships. I learned years ago that when you hook 2 of your best friends up your friendship with one of those people will never be the same. I learned recently, that sometimes 2 of your best friends meet, hook themselves up and your friendship is never the same again. Either way it’s a bummer, try to avoid it.
6.
To be continued! This thing is long enough.