It's time to move!!

People never believe me when I tell them that my family lives in the ghetto, but it’s true. My neighborhood wasn’t always like that was though. When we moved in it was just a quiet neighborhood full of old people. Little by little the old people died/went into a nursing home and it got more and more ghetto. We have been telling my mom for years that it’s time to sell the house and move out of the ghetto, it’s not like she can’t afford something better. But she hates moving and doesn’t want to do it until all her kids are gone for good.

Sometimes it can get a little embarrassing when people come over because we never know what the neighbors are going to do. But this week they hit an all time low! Check out the picture my mom sent me of their house.

Yes, that it a port-a-potty in their front yard! It has been there all week!! What would provoke them to do such a thing? We aren’t really sure. Maybe they got sick of having only one bathroom for the 20ish people who live there. Or maybe they are just remodeling. No matter what their excuse is for having a port-a-potty, they have no reason to keep it in the front yard! Come on? That doesn’t embarrass you just a little? At least hide it in the back. This has to be against some kind of zoning law!