Sunday, October 10, 2010

Quotes from a blonde

I don’t know what happens but whenever I get together with my friends something crazy happens. It’s always an adventure! My friends all blame everything on me but I don’t see how it’s ever my fault. One of my friends is starting a blog about all the crazy things that happen when we go out. It’s going to be a must read for sure! But for now here are a few quotes from our day together. Use your imagination as to what happened!

“OMG! Lock the door we are about to be gang raped!”

“I would date a pedophile before I would date a guy who works at Hot Topic!”

“I’m going to go to a jail, take a picture of a child molester and have it tattooed on my arm.”

“This is how horror movies start!”

“Congratulations! You have just been demoted to White Trash!”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can I add Melissa stories to this blog?

Anonymous said...

Melis, I love you and I really do miss the stupid things you say. You just made me so home sick. Can't wait till we are in the same state again!