It's time for a new motto!

“This is how horror movies start” is pretty much the motto of my life. I say it all the time as my friends drag me into situations where we could potentially be gang-raped and killed or whatever other horrifying things I could invasion happening in that situation. For the most part I have been wrong, so far, about these horror movies, but I’m waiting for the day my friends to drag me along and then I be right. Not that I’m a crazy freak looking for trouble like Bella from Twilight but because I know its bond to happen! I also know that the smartest, least scared person is always the first to die. Then one by one everybody else gets killed off until the last person alive is the one person who did everything in her life to avoid this exact situation happening. Then her worst nightmare gets played out precisely the way she feared it would!

I know that if my life were a movie it would most defiantly be a horror movie! And I would be that girl, the really scared dramatic one who is always warning people of danger and then gets it in the end. The girl that sick freaks love to watch in movies and they plan their own twisted cereal-killing spree! This is exactly why I’m scared to death of every situation and use the phrase, “this is how horror movies start” all the time!

Then came the Twilight series (insert dramatic music)…. Page 487 of the first book I quote Bella, “This looks like a horror movie waiting to happen!” I am officially never going to use my favorite motto again! I just can’t be associated with anything that’s even closely related to something Twilight and even more over the top, HER!!!

I can now officially be a Twilight hater because I finished the first book this afternoon when I should have been writing lesson plans. Like I said before it wasn’t as horrible as I thought but it’s for sure nothing I would EVER choose to read on my own. I still don’t understand why anybody in their right mind would. It’s not a romantic love story like sick and twisted people try to make you think. It’s a story of a stupid girl who wants attention, even though she’ll never admit it, who purposely and knowingly falls for an overly obsessive teenage stalker killing machine! I’m sure in the next book it will be revealed that Edward is also a gang rapist! I must admit that I was waiting for Bella to die the entire book and it was kinda disappointing when Edward arrived and saved her life! But of course he had to save her life, he can’t let somebody else torture her, like a true psycho he has to be the one who does it himself!

The only thing worse then teenage girls liking this crap and wanting a vampire to love, are the grown woman with children who leave their husbands to find a psychotic vampire. If you ask me their husbands should write a super long thank you to Stephenie Meyer for freeing them from their wife! Believe me guys, if your girlfriend/wife leaves you because of Twilight it’s the best thing that could ever happen to you!!

I’m actually kinda looking forward to reading book 2. I can feel it, this is the book where Edward turns on Bella and I get to laugh and say I told you so! And by the way, I'm thinking about writing this amazing book inspired by Twilight, check back soon for an overview of the plot! It's going to be a must read for sure!!!