The Terror Is Almost Over

I finished reading Eclipse this morning. To my complete and utter frustration Bella is still alive. I just don’t understand how that could be. There isn’t one quality I find even remotely loveable about her. She is just a whinny little over obsessive heartless loser! I find it ridiculous that she would have even one guy be remotely interested in her, much less two “perfect” guys head over heels in love. But I guess I shouldn’t be so hard on her, she has such a horrendous life. I know that every time I have two perfect guys who are so deeply in love with me, they are willing to give anything for just one second of my attention I just HATE IT!!! It’s pretty much the worst thing EVER! I would gladly be gang-raped and slowly tortured to death then have two guys so deeply in love with me!! She has every reason to be such a little horror! Let’s face it, that situation just sucks!!! I must admit that there were a few awesome parts of this book. (Keep reading, Alicia! Don’t let your head get to big until I can explain!) Just like when I saw the movie, I couldn’t help but laugh historically at a few parts. My favorite part of the movie was when Bella broke her hand, “I kissed Bella... and she broke her hand... punching my face. Total misunderstanding.” When I was reading that part of the book I was in the waiting room at the hospital; I was laughing so hard that tears were building up in my eyes and people were looking at me like I was crazy! I also love in the movie when Jacob says, “let's face it, I am hotter than you” and I was sincerely hoping I would get to read about Edwards reaction to the truthfulness of the dual meaning of this statement. But of course it’s Twilight and it has to be a huge disappointment! I think my favorite quote of the book has to be, “Alice, don’t you think this is just a little bit controlling? Just a tiny bit psychotic, maybe?” HAHA…No, stupid Bella, Edward is not at all crazy! He is just a distraught vampire who wants to know exactly where you are at every second of the day so he can have you all to himself and slowly suck out your blood until your heart stops…Why would you ever think for a moment that he was controlling or psychotic?!

I have only one more lame book to read and then the horror will be over! I’m not sure when I’ll be able to read it but I’m looking forward to the creepy things that happen to me everyday as a result of Twilight to stop!!

On a non-Twilight/happy note! I start teaching on my own on Monday. I am really nerves! I hope I can do it!! The two things I worry about the most are the kids listening to me and coming up with fun and interesting lessons that will really teach something. I feel like I’m getting better, although I also feel like I’m so mean!! They seem to still like me though. They think I’m magic! HAHA!! One day at lunch I did a super lame trick for them and now everyday they beg me to do it. It’s really funny! At least it’s one way to get their attention!! Anyway I think I’m going to go take a nap before I have to do a bunch of stuff. Peace out!

Mel


PS. Last night I went out and saw Just Go With It. That movie was so good!!! I highly recommend you all go see it!!