HELP!!!!

I am pretty sure I have some of the greatest friends in the world!! No matter how horrible I am they always stick by me. I’m not sure how I ever lucked out and was blessed to have such great people in my life. Take for example my friend Rachel. She knows how much I was struggling with my desperation to get married so she sent me this link a while ago. I heard of mail order brides before but I had never even considered the possibility of a mail order husband. I’m pretty sure without Rachel’s loving support I might not ever have the courage to change my criminal ways and join the rest of my Mormon twenty-somethings and bind myself to a man forever.

The only problem I have now is who to choose! There are just so many amazing husbands just waiting to be ordered it’s over whelming me!!! I need some help… I’m kinda thinking TJ might be “the one”. He says, “I'm looking for a girl named ‘Julie’.. It’s just easier that way. I got this ‘Julie’ tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. Or if you want to change your name that's cool.” I never really minded my name until I read TJ’s add and now I spend all day everyday wishing so desperately that my mother had named me Julie. I’m thinking I’ll just go get my name changed. What can I say, I’m a hopeless romantic and I’ll do anything for true love.

Although TJ sounds so great there are a few other guys I really like as well. Take Philip for example. The poor guy is stuck living with his parents in a basement apartment in Wisconsin. He is lonely and is looking for a girl with some money who lives someplace warm and sunny. I can totally give him that! Is there anyplace more warm and sunny then Hawaii? I think not!! I may not have a ton of money but who needs money when you have love?

And I must admit that my heart skipped a beat when I read about Steven! As he says, “I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occasional trip to Mexico to pick up ‘souvenirs’.” A classic romantic is exactly what I need in my life! I love candlelight dinners and some quiet background music. I did have to use Google to find out what ether is but I’m pretty sure my sweet romantic Steven likes ether more because of his love for organic chemistry then anything else. And how perfect is it that I want to live in Sand Diego? It is so close to Mexico, whenever his sweet little heart desires he could just get in my insured vehicle and drive right there for his souvenirs!

I’m not going to lie, the hardest part about ordering a husband is that all of them as so freaking sexy that it’s hard to choose! And as Rachel so lovingly pointed out to me, as least one of them has to be in jail or formerly in jail, which would be more then a dream come true for me! Oh, and I almost forgot to mention, this site is so effective it even has success stories. You have to read Arlina and Mark’s story of love! It’s so sweet and romantic; it brought tears to my eyes. I love this line, “Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.” I really can’t wait to be able to speak the language of love with my mail order husband!! Please, Please, PLEASSE help me decide!!