Marriage Stalkers v. Dating Tiger Moms

If you know anything about me you know that I hate desperation when it comes to dating/marriage. I hate how some people make it seem like life isn’t worth living if you aren’t married by the time you are 25 years old. I agree that marriage is important and I do hope to get married some day, but I just don’t think anybody should feel like life is worthless for somebody who isn’t. After all, aren’t their other important things in life as well?

I was talking to my mom about setting somebody she knows up with one of my guy friends when all the sudden a new theory hit me. If you are familiar with any of my other theories you will know that I am always spot on when it comes to these things. And although I don’t get founded thousands of dollars to research my theories, if I did they all would be proven correct.

My new theory is that Marriage Stalkers (AKA a girl or guy who is obsessed with finding a mate, who often feels life isn’t worth living because she/he is “old” and not yet married) are a result of Dating Tiger Mom’s (AKA mothers who are desperately obsessed with the love life of their adult children). If these mothers would back off and stop making their kids feel like something is wrong with them because they aren’t married these Marriage Stalkers wouldn’t feel like miserable, worthless, old, single losers.

I know Dating Tiger Moms who stay up late just to call and get all the juicy details of their adult child’s dates, in hopes that this person is “the one” to save their child from a life of misery as a single person. Other DTM’s, as I like to call them, will ask their child to text pictures of themselves every day so she make sure they look good in case they happen to run into that one special person. These mom’s will also try to set their child up at every chance they get and constantly complaining to their friends about the fact that their child isn’t married yet.

To these moms I say GET A LIFE!!! Maybe if you would back off and stop making your child so hopelessly desperate they would be able to relax and live a happy life, and everybody knows relaxed happy people are much more attractive!!