How NOT to be a Creeper

If you were thinking that this was another post about my wonderful experiences of being a single 25 year old Mormon living in Salt Lake City you would be correct.  

Do: Call and text

Don’t: Take a no reply as an invitation to stop by.

Do: Introduce yourself to new people

Don’t: Ask to taste their lip gloss

Do: Go on multiple dates with the same person

Don’t: Assume after the second date you are in a relationship

Do: Have friends of the opposite sex

Don’t: Continuously try to kiss them

Do: Invite to dinner

Don’t: Invite to dinner with your entire family

Do: Acknowledge people you have dated

Don’t: Confront them in front of their new date

Do: Ask for phone number

Don’t: Use your spy skills to find phone number

Do:  Send a facebook friend request

Don’t: “Like” every picture

Do: Ask about work

Don’t:  Show up at workplace

Do: Acknowledge that you live close by

Don’t: Confess that you stare into window wondering if anybody is home

Do: Cuddle

Don’t: Don’t force cuddle

Do: Talk to your friends

Don’t: Tell your friends you found “The One”

Do: Ask about mom

Don’t: Refer to her as your mom

Do: Ask about goals

Don't: Don't make a list of "Our Goals"