New insight!

I now I now interrupt the normally scheduled Twilight hating rant for some super exciting news!!!!

Tonight during a heart-to-heart with some of my closest friends I finally had an inspiration to turn my life around!! I mentioned before what a hardcore criminal I am and I think its time to change. You know being 24 and not married, I’m right up their with the gang-rapist and cereal killers. Actually, I take that back! As I said before, “Rapist and murderers have nothing on a 24 year old, mormon, college student, soon to be kindergarten/special-ed teacher, who isn’t married.” The answer to all my desperation came so clear; I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before…. mail-order bride!!

As you can tell I’m super excited about this! I can’t wait to see who will order me to be their wife! In horror of me changing my criminal ways I have decided that I will be getting a little surgery done so my husband will love me for the REAL me! I am 5’10” and my new measurements will be 38” bust, 21” waist and 31” hips. I love to cook and clean and will keep a very orderly household. I absolutely adore children and I defiantly plan on keep up with the family on 19 Kids and Counting.

I really hope you all will help me out by passing my information on to anybody you know looking for a mail-order bride. But please remember my dream of marrying a man in prison, I know I’m not exactly in the position to be very picky but a girl can dream can’t she?